cocainecowgirll said: You literally had your mouth washed out with soup?!
not really. I volunteered.
the story is that i went over to a friends house (i must have been in second grade) and their mom wanted us to eat cheese sticks and apples and I had to sit at the table and I wanted to go on the trampoline and i must have been arguing and my friends mom said something along the lines of “im gonna wash your mouth out with soap” or some shit and i looked at her and looked at the sink and picked up a round bar of soap with a flower in the middle and bit into it as hard as I could subsequently biting it in half meanwhile not breaking eye contact then spit it out and walked home.